Rude, you see, is a subset of annoying.
Rude can be annoying, but annoying is not always rude.
Rude is unPC, offensive, distasteful, gross, beyond the pale.
If you agreed with us Singaporeans are annoying,
You ain't seen the rude yet.

THE RUDE LIST:

* Observing aloud that people of a different race from yours all look alike.

* Using the urinal directly next to someone when there's another one further away that's unoccupied.

* Giving up your seat for someone whom you're not sure is pregnant or just a little fat.

* Telling someone that an obese person should give up his place so that two regular-sized person can sit down. [Ooh, i've done it before :x]

* Not trimming your bush when wearing bikini bottoms at a public pool or a beach.

* Assuming the woman shopping with your friend is his mother or elder sister. [I've done that before too. Did you?]

* Asking the parents of any child who looks older than six months, " Boy or girl , hah? " [:X There's one time i went to the NTUC Fairprice and i saw my friend with a sibling and her maid. I was like, " Your brother very cute. " Then when i saw what she was wearing, i knew i said the wrong thing & then i said, " I mean your sister. :x I was so damn paiseh when she said, " Hah, brother! "]

* Kissing, stroking the thigh and squeezing the butt of your boy/girlfriend in full view of the public. [Well, i only kiss. A peck on the lips. XD]

* Putting a small amount into an unmarked hongbao and hope that you won't be found out.

* Excusing your action of deleting said pictures by saying you'd delete only the ugly pictures.

* Staring & pointing at someone else's food in a restaurant or hawker centre like it'sthe menu. [Ehhh, i think i do that sometimes.]

* Letting rip a silent killer fart and then look around as if you're offended by the odour. {I don't look around as if i'm offended, but i will push the blame to others. Wahaha :x}

* Breaking up with someone over SMS.

* Breaking up with someone over MSN.

* Breaking up with someone w/o telling the person over SMS, MSN or any other kind of communication.

THE RUDEST SINGLISH PHRASES:

Bang Balls: " Poor John! His chio bu girlfriend dumped him and told him to his face that he's a loser and he's ugly. He damn bang balls. "

Kar kwee kwee, Thaan dua lui (literally means 'legs open so wide, you must be making alot of money'): Used to describe someone (usually a woman) who walks or sits with her legs immodestly spread apart.

Sell Backside: Local slang essentially broken English for prostituting oneself. " How can he afford that Subaru Impreza on his pay? Sell backside, ah? "

Fuck your brain: You will get scolded by JTKL with this phrase if you ever offend him. " Eh Jeremy, your girlfriend ah? You all have sex ahhhh? * rubs private part ", " Fuck your brain! * laughs "

OLD RUDE JOKE YOU'D STILL LAUGH AT:

A couple had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he woke up. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her gag. She pleaded him to stop but to no avail. One Thanksgiving morning, as she was preparing the turkey, a cheeky thought came to her. She took the bowl of turkey innards, went to their bedroom upstairs where her husband was sound asleep, and poured the guts into his boxers. Some time later, she heard her husband wake up with his usual farts, followed by a blood-curdling scream. Yes, the prank worked! She laughed. About 20 minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face. " Honey, you were right. All these years you warned me and i didn't listen to you," he said. " You always told me I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened. But by the race of God, some Vaseline, and these two fingers, I think i got most of them back in."

LOL.

Anyway, my sister offered to buy me this phone.



But i have to trade in my K750i.
Can someone tell me should I?
Will this phone be better than my current one?
I can't make a decision.
RAH. >:/
It's an opportunity though.
Someone give me an advice ok?

Signing off...